May222013

omg. this guy. and of course he’s fucking handsome too.

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12PM

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6AM

tonightthewholecityisours:

killarichdude:

nicknaksowhack:

valdezstyle:

david-tennant-omg:

tunoeresdarks:

i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked

i mean

look at this fucking thing

image

IT’S CHARGING

you’re either a complete genius

or

you should be burnt at the stake…

that’s some tony stark shit right here

what the fuck?

seriously?

Witch craft

(Source: richiepreacher)

12AM

fierrrrrrce:

Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.

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May212013
femmeempathmagus:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

Real living Superheroine.

femmeempathmagus:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

Real living Superheroine.

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6AM
May202013

drunk-bacon-god:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

* USE MOUTH

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12PM
sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

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6AM
myconstellationss:

I love this

myconstellationss:

I love this

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May172013

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